A Husky Man Can't Wear Anything

I so want to be a skinny boy so that I can wear these vests. I would be famous in the school for my vests but I ned to be skinny to do that -  only a skinny boy looks good in a vest. I would even carry a pocket watch and wear a ring that can inject poison into the neck of my enemies.

Maybe I should just keep my feet on the ground and be happy I don't live in Birkino Faso. Some men have dreams that extend their grasp.